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>> Tuesday, October 7, 2008
10 Things I'll make illegal if you vote me President:
1. Leaving the restroom without proper hand washing.
2. Talking on the cell phone while in said restroom.
3. Gigantic SUVs.
4. Allowing your dog to bark all night.
5. Open mouthed chewing.
6. Smoking around me (extended to my friends and campaign supporters). Anywhere. Ever.
7. Spam e-mail.
8. Rip off movie theatre prices.
9. The 80s fashions that have reemerged in recent years.
10. People talking/texting while driving with no regard to traffic.
What would you make illegal?
(unashamedly stolen from sliceofpink)
7 comments:
too funny - definitely made me smile :)
1. raising rent prices when there is a decrease in taxes.
2. seasons when the weather during the day is less than 70 degrees.
3. gym members who drop heavy dumbbells three feet from the ground.
4. students turning in papers that haven't been edited at least three times.
5. palin's use of the words also, maverick, russia, and doggone.
tee hee ... thanks for the giggle!
@jen: I am with you on them all. Don't forget "you betcha" and all the hockey references. :)
Unnecessary grunting or screaming by tennis players when they serve. I've never been able to figure that one out.
@fbd: That is a great one! I totally know what you mean. It's very disconcerting when they start with the grunts/screams.
yes, and there there's "joe six pack" and "soccer moms" too.
my friends and i laughed about the debate - if we really had played a drinking game to her answers, we'd surely would have been under the table…
…after the third question :D
- Rude customers
- Rude customer service people
- Letting people who stomp like elephants live on the second floor
- Automated customer service that doesn't have an immediate "0" for a live person
- Phone customer service that doesn't provide you with a rep that speaks in your language (if I bought a product in the US, I want English speaking customer service please)
~ Kristi
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